Nothing, literally nothing could make me laugh harder than this did.
WHAT IN THE ALMIGHTY FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
It’s so much better than you expect it to be.
The best feeling in the world is knowing your presence and absence both mean something to someone.
not killing myself is a personal achievement but you cant really brag about that at dinner parties
“you’re denying it so it must be true!”
NO IM DENYING IT BECAUSE ITS FALSE MOTHERFUCKER